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☕ Coffee First, Schemes Later | Funny Coffee Kitchen Towel

☕ Coffee First, Schemes Later | Funny Coffee Kitchen Towel

$12.99 USD
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☕ Coffee First, Schemes Later | Funny Coffee Kitchen Towel

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Our “Coffee First, Schemes Later” kitchen towel is made for early risers, late planners, and anyone who knows that nothing productive happens before caffeine.


With a playful retro-style illustration and bold typography, this towel adds humor and charm to kitchens, coffee bars, and work-from-home spaces. Crafted from durable, lightweight polyester, it’s designed to stay smooth and vibrant wash after wash.


Perfect for coffee lovers who take their morning routine seriously — and everything else… later.


✨ Perfect for:


  • Coffee lovers & caffeine enthusiasts
  • Coffee bars & cozy kitchens
  • Funny, relatable home décor
  • Gifts for coworkers, friends & host





Details

  • Size: 18” x 28”
  • Material: Polyester
  • Color: White towel with vintage-style multicolor design
  • Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
  • Made in small batches


Refund & Return Policy

We do not offer refunds once production has begun. However, we stand behind the quality of our products and guarantee their durability when cared for according to the provided washing instructions.

Shipping Policy

All items are made to order and will be shipped together once the final item is completed. Our standard turnaround time is 7–14 days, depending on product availability.

All orders are shipped via USPS Priority Mail.

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