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☕ You Can’t Make Everyone Happy | Funny Coffee Kitchen Towel

☕ You Can’t Make Everyone Happy | Funny Coffee Kitchen Towel

$12.99 USD
$12.99 USD
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☕ You Can’t Make Everyone Happy | Funny Coffee Kitchen Towel

Some truths just need to be said. ☕

Our “You Can’t Make Everyone Happy — You Are Not Coffee” kitchen towel delivers vintage charm with a bold dose of humor, perfect for coffee lovers who understand that caffeine does the heavy lifting.


Featuring a retro-inspired illustration and playful typography, this towel adds personality to kitchens, coffee bars, and office breakrooms alike. Made from durable, lightweight polyester, it’s designed to hold its shape and keep the design looking crisp wash after wash.


Whether you’re gifting it or keeping it for yourself, this towel makes a statement — and probably a smile.


✨ Perfect for:

  • Coffee lovers & caffeine enthusiasts
  • Funny, relatable kitchen décor
  • Coffee bars & breakroom styling
  • Housewarming & hostess gifts





Details

  • Size: 18” x 28”
  • Material: Polyester
  • Color: White towel with multicolor vintage-style design
  • Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
  • Made in small batches


Refund & Return Policy

We do not offer refunds once production has begun. However, we stand behind the quality of our products and guarantee their durability when cared for according to the provided washing instructions.

Shipping Policy

All items are made to order and will be shipped together once the final item is completed. Our standard turnaround time is 7–14 days, depending on product availability.

All orders are shipped via USPS Priority Mail.

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