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😵‍💫 You Smell Like Drama and a Headache | Funny Kitchen Towel

😵‍💫 You Smell Like Drama and a Headache | Funny Kitchen Towel

$12.99 USD
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😵‍💫 You Smell Like Drama and a Headache | Funny Kitchen Towel

Some people bring the vibe… others bring the drama. 😌

Our “You Smell Like Drama and a Headache” kitchen towel serves vintage attitude with a healthy dose of honesty, perfect for kitchens that thrive on humor and boundaries.

Featuring a retro-inspired illustration and bold, sarcastic phrase, this towel adds personality to kitchens, coffee bars, and entertaining spaces. Made from durable, lightweight polyester, it’s designed to hold its shape and keep the design crisp wash after wash.


Whether you hang it proudly or gift it to someone who gets it, this towel says what everyone else is thinking.


✨ Perfect for:

  • Lovers of sarcastic, vintage-style humor
  • Kitchens & coffee bars with attitude
  • Funny housewarming or friend gifts
  • Anyone who’s over the nonsense





Details

  • Size: 18” x 28”
  • Material: Polyester
  • Color: White towel with vintage-style multicolor design
  • Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
  • Made in small batches


Refund & Return Policy

We do not offer refunds once production has begun. However, we stand behind the quality of our products and guarantee their durability when cared for according to the provided washing instructions.

Shipping Policy

All items are made to order and will be shipped together once the final item is completed. Our standard turnaround time is 7–14 days, depending on product availability.

All orders are shipped via USPS Priority Mail.

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