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Annoying the Cook | Funny Kitchen Towel by Graphink Fusion

Annoying the Cook | Funny Kitchen Towel by Graphink Fusion

$12.99 USD
$12.99 USD
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🍳 Annoying the Cook Will Result in Starvation

For those who rule the kitchen — this towel says it all!

Add a splash of humor and truth to your kitchen with our “Annoying the Cook Will Result in Starvation” tea towel. Featuring a bold red apron and utensil design, this towel delivers a playful warning to anyone brave enough to bother the chef.

Crafted from a premium waffle-weave microfiber or cotton blend, it’s soft, absorbent, and quick-drying — perfect for wiping spills, drying dishes, or hanging as a fun kitchen décor piece that gets everyone talking.

✨ Features

  • Premium waffle-weave polyester blend

  • Highly absorbent & durable for everyday use

  • Professionally printed design that won’t fade or peel

  • Machine washable for easy care

  • Approx. 16" x 24" (size may vary slightly)

  • Designed with love by Graphink Fusion

💡 Perfect For

  • Home cooks & grill masters

  • Funny kitchen décor

  • Mother’s Day or Father’s Day gifts

  • Housewarming & hostess gifts

❤️ Why You’ll Love It

This funny kitchen towel isn’t just for laughs — it’s a kitchen essential with attitude. Whether you’re gifting it to a culinary king or queen or keeping it for yourself, it’s sure to spark smiles, protect kitchen peace, and dry up any mess with style.

Refund & Return Policy

We do not offer refunds once production has begun. However, we stand behind the quality of our products and guarantee their durability when cared for according to the provided washing instructions.

Shipping Policy

All items are made to order and will be shipped together once the final item is completed. Our standard turnaround time is 7–14 days, depending on product availability.

All orders are shipped via USPS Priority Mail.

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