Graphink Fusion

We Hope You Brought Your Fat Pants Tea Towel

$12.99 USD

Sale Sold out

Quantity

“We Hope You Brought Fat Pants” Kitchen Towel 🦃👖

Thanksgiving dinner isn’t complete without a little humor — and this turkey’s got the message loud and clear! Featuring a jolly chef-style turkey reminding everyone to loosen up and dig in, this towel is the perfect mix of festive fun and practical function.

Material: Super absorbent waffle weave, soft yet durable
Design: Bright, fade-resistant holiday print
Use: Ideal for cleaning up spills, decorating your kitchen, or gifting to your favorite holiday foodie

Because when the feast is this good, elastic waistbands are practically required!

Refund & Return Policy

We do not offer refunds once production has begun. However, we stand behind the quality of our products and guarantee their durability when cared for according to the provided washing instructions.

Shipping Policy

All items are made to order and will be shipped together once the final item is completed. Our standard turnaround time is 7–14 days, depending on product availability.

All orders are shipped via USPS Priority Mail.

View full details

Make Every Dry An Indulgence

It is a powerful tagline or brand statement—especially for products or experiences that are traditionally viewed as plain, utilitarian, or even undesirable.

1 4

Secure Payment
Our Peace of Mind Matters
Quality Assured
Elevating Your Expectations
Great Support
Your Satisfaction, Our Priority
Easy Returns
Hassle-Free Returns

1 4

Feel the Freshness

That’s a vibrant and catchy phrase! It could work well as a slogan or tagline depending on what you're aiming for. Here's how you could expand it or use it depending on your purpose.

We Hope You Brought Your Fat Pants Tea Towel