• In This Kitchen, We Count Memories Not Calories - Funny Kitchen Towel
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Graphink Fusion

Count Memories, Not Calories | Funny Kitchen Towel by Graphink Fusion

Count Memories, Not Calories | Funny Kitchen Towel by Graphink Fusion

$12.99 USD
$12.99 USD
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🥣 In This Kitchen, We Count Memories, Not Calories

Because the best recipes are made with love — not numbers!

Celebrate the joy of cooking, baking, and sharing food with our “In This Kitchen, We Count Memories, Not Calories” towel — a sweet reminder that love is the most important ingredient. Featuring a delightful baking scene with a rolling pin, eggs, whisk, and muffins, this towel adds warmth and charm to any kitchen.

Crafted from premium waffle-weave polyester, it’s soft, absorbent, and durable, perfect for drying dishes, wiping hands, or hanging as funny-yet-heartfelt kitchen décor that makes every meal a little more meaningful.

✨ Features

  • Premium waffle-weave polyester fabric

  • Soft, absorbent, and long-lasting

  • Professionally printed design that won’t fade or peel

  • Machine washable for easy care

  • Approx. 16" × 24" (size may vary slightly)

  • Designed with love by Graphink Fusion

💡 Perfect For

  • Bakers & home cooks

  • Funny kitchen décor

  • Housewarming or hostess gifts

  • Mother’s Day, birthdays, or everyday smiles

❤️ Why You’ll Love It

This funny kitchen towel celebrates the heart of home cooking — connection, laughter, and a pinch of flour on the counter. A thoughtful gift or a personal treat, it’s a daily reminder that memories always matter more than calories

Refund & Return Policy

We do not offer refunds once production has begun. However, we stand behind the quality of our products and guarantee their durability when cared for according to the provided washing instructions.

Shipping Policy

All items are made to order and will be shipped together once the final item is completed. Our standard turnaround time is 7–14 days, depending on product availability.

All orders are shipped via USPS Priority Mail.

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