• Funny Chicken Tea Towel – “I May Look Calm” Sarcastic Kitchen Towel Graphink Fusion
  • Funny Chicken Tea Towel – “I May Look Calm” Sarcastic Kitchen Towel Graphink Fusion
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Graphink Fusion

Funny Chicken Tea Towel – “I May Look Calm” Sarcastic Kitchen Towel

Funny Chicken Tea Towel – “I May Look Calm” Sarcastic Kitchen Towel

$12.99 USD
$12.99 USD
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Funny Chicken Tea Towel – “I May Look Calm” Sarcastic Kitchen Towel

Meet the sassiest chicken to ever grace a kitchen towel. She may look calm… but trust us, she’s already pecked someone in her head three times, and honestly? Same.


This premium waffle-weave tea towel brings attitude, color, and a whole lot of personality to your kitchen. Featuring a fabulously grumpy chicken in bright florals and cat-eye glasses, this towel is perfect for anyone who handles chaos with sarcasm and cute accessories.


Use it to dry dishes, hang it as décor, gift it to the friend who “holds it together” with one hairpin and a prayer — or keep it for yourself (we won’t judge).


✨ Why you’ll love it:

• Super absorbent waffle texture

• Printed in vibrant, long-lasting color

• Soft, durable, and machine washable

• Handmade with heart in Colorado

• Guaranteed to make guests laugh (and slightly nervous)


Perfect for birthdays, hostess gifts, Mother’s Day, coworker humor, or your own “I deserve something funny” moment.

✨ Features

  • 100% polyester waffle weave
  • Soft, absorbent & quick drying
  • Crisp sublimation print that won’t fade
  • Lightweight but durable
  • Machine washable
  • Printed in-house by Graphink Fusion

📏 Specs

  • 18” x 28”
  • 100% polyester waffle weave
  • Sublimation print
  • White towel with bold black lettering




Refund & Return Policy

We do not offer refunds once production has begun. However, we stand behind the quality of our products and guarantee their durability when cared for according to the provided washing instructions.

Shipping Policy

All items are made to order and will be shipped together once the final item is completed. Our standard turnaround time is 7–14 days, depending on product availability.

All orders are shipped via USPS Priority Mail.

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