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Funny Chicken Tea Towel | Sarcastic Kitchen Decor Gift

Funny Chicken Tea Towel | Sarcastic Kitchen Decor Gift

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šŸ” Sure, Take Your Time Deciding – Funny Chicken Tea Towel

Patience is a virtue… but this chicken is running out of it šŸ”šŸ˜‚

This ā€œSure, Take Your Time Deciding… It’s Not Like I’m Aging Here or Anythingā€ tea towel features a hilariously unimpressed chicken with major side-eye energy. It’s the perfect blend of humor and function—ideal for kitchens that appreciate sarcasm served daily.

Whether you’re gifting it for Valentine’s Day, Galentine’s Day, a birthday, or just because someone deserves a laugh, this towel adds personality, charm, and a whole lot of attitude to any space.

✨ Why you’ll love it:

  • Bold, sarcastic saying that gets laughs every time

  • Whimsical chicken illustration with farmhouse flair

  • Absorbent and functional for everyday kitchen use

  • A perfect funny Valentine’s or Galentine’s gift

  • Handmade in small batches with humor and heart

Because waiting is overrated—and sarcasm is timeless.

✨ Features

  • 100% polyester waffle weave
  • Soft, absorbent & quick drying
  • Crisp sublimation print that won’t fade
  • Lightweight but durable
  • Machine washable
  • Printed in-house by Graphink Fusion

šŸ“Ā Specs

  • 18ā€ x 28ā€
  • 100% polyester waffle weave
  • Sublimation print
  • White towel with bold black lettering

Perfect for the impatient, the sarcastic, and the humor-loving home šŸ”šŸ˜


Refund & Return Policy

We do not offer refunds once production has begun. However, we stand behind the quality of our products and guarantee their durability when cared for according to the provided washing instructions.

Shipping Policy

All items are made to order and will be shipped together once the final item is completed. Our standard turnaround time is 7–14 days, depending on product availability.

All orders are shipped via USPS Priority Mail.

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