• Close-up of a white 18x28 polyester waffle-weave tea towel printed with the phrase “I just fired myself from cleaning my house. I don’t like my attitude or how I drink on the job.” in black lettering.
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Graphink Fusion

Funny Cleaning Tea Towel | I Just Fired Myself Kitchen Towel

Funny Cleaning Tea Towel | I Just Fired Myself Kitchen Towel

$12.99 USD
$12.99 USD
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Funny Cleaning Tea Towel | I Just Fired Myself Kitchen Towel

🧹🍷 Full Product Description


Make your kitchen instantly funnier with our “I Just Fired Myself From Cleaning My House. I Don’t Like My Attitude or How I Drink on the Job.” Tea Towel!


This sarcastic, laugh-out-loud design is perfect for anyone who’s overworked, underpaid (by themselves), or has ever cleaned the same counter five times while questioning their life choices. Whether you’re team pro-clean or team pour a glass and pretend, this towel is guaranteed to make guests laugh.


Printed on premium 100% polyester waffle weave, it’s soft, absorbent, lightweight, and sublimated so the print won’t crack or fade. Use it as functional kitchen décor, a hostess gift, or a hilarious addition to your market booth.


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✨ Features

•100% polyester waffle weave

•Soft, absorbent & fast-drying

•Crisp, permanent sublimation print

•Durable for daily kitchen use

•Machine washable

•Printed in-house by Graphink Fusion


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📏 Specs

•Size: 18” x 28”

•Material: 100% polyester waffle weave

•Print Method: High-quality sublimation

•Color: Bright white towel with bold black lettering


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🎁 Perfect For

•Everyday kitchen décor

•Funny home gifts

•Moms, wives, roommates

•Housewarming baskets

•Wine-lovers

•Craft market favorites

•Anyone who hates cleaning


Refund & Return Policy

We do not offer refunds once production has begun. However, we stand behind the quality of our products and guarantee their durability when cared for according to the provided washing instructions.

Shipping Policy

All items are made to order and will be shipped together once the final item is completed. Our standard turnaround time is 7–14 days, depending on product availability.

All orders are shipped via USPS Priority Mail.

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