• Close-up of a white 18x28 polyester waffle-weave tea towel printed with the phrase “If a cookie falls to the ground and I pick it up, that’s a squat, right?” in black lettering.
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Graphink Fusion

Funny Cookie Squat Tea Towel | Baking Humor Kitchen Towel

Funny Cookie Squat Tea Towel | Baking Humor Kitchen Towel

$12.99 USD
$12.99 USD
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Funny Cookie Squat Kitchen Towel | Workout Humor Tea Towel

🍪 Full Product Description


Bring some laugh-out-loud charm to your kitchen with our “If a Cookie Falls to the Ground and I Pick It Up, That’s a Squat, Right?” Tea Towel — the perfect blend of foodie humor and accidental fitness motivation.


Made from premium 100% polyester waffle weave, this towel is lightweight, soft, and absorbent. The crisp sublimated lettering stays bold and won’t crack or peel, making it ideal for daily kitchen use. Whether you’re whipping up desserts or wiping down counters, this towel adds personality to your space.


A fun year-round gift for bakers, gym lovers, cookie enthusiasts, and anyone who believes picking up snacks counts as exercise.


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✨ Features

•100% polyester waffle weave

•Soft, lightweight & absorbent

•Crisp, long-lasting sublimation print

•Fast-drying & durable for everyday use

•Machine washable & easy-care

•Printed in-house by Graphink Fusion


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📏 Specs

•Size: 18” x 28”

•Material: 100% polyester waffle weave

•Print Method: Sublimation

•Color: Bright white towel with bold black lettering


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🎁 Perfect For

•Everyday kitchen décor

•Funny hostess gifts

•Baker gifts

•Housewarming baskets

•Gym friends with a sweet tooth


Refund & Return Policy

We do not offer refunds once production has begun. However, we stand behind the quality of our products and guarantee their durability when cared for according to the provided washing instructions.

Shipping Policy

All items are made to order and will be shipped together once the final item is completed. Our standard turnaround time is 7–14 days, depending on product availability.

All orders are shipped via USPS Priority Mail.

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