• White 18x28 polyester waffle-weave tea towel printed with the humorous phrase “A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer than a man who mentions it.” in black lettering.
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Graphink Fusion

Funny Women’s Humor Tea Towel | Extra Weight Study Kitchen Towel

Funny Women’s Humor Tea Towel | Extra Weight Study Kitchen Towel

$12.99 USD
$12.99 USD
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Funny Women’s Humor Tea Towel | Extra Weight Study Kitchen Towel

💁‍♀️ Full Product Description

Bold, sassy, and absolutely hilarious — this “A recent study found women who carry a little extra weight live longer… than a man who mentions it.” tea towel is the ultimate gift for women with attitude (and accuracy).


Printed on soft, absorbent 100% polyester waffle weave, this towel adds instant personality to any kitchen. The crisp black lettering is sublimated, ensuring it stays vibrant, sharp, and won’t crack or fade with use.


Perfect for girls’ night gifts, unapologetic queens, birthday baskets, housewarming parties, or anyone who appreciates humor that hits a little too close to home

 

✨ Features

  • 100% polyester waffle weave
  • Soft, lightweight & absorbent
  • Permanent sublimation print
  • Durable for daily use
  • Machine washable
  • Printed in-house by Graphink Fusion

📏 Specs

  • Size: 18” x 28”
  • Material: 100% polyester waffle weave
  • Print Method: Sublimation
  • Color: White towel with bold black lettering

🎁 Perfect For

  • Women’s gifts
  • Birthday + girls’ night gifts
  • Housewarming baskets
  • Funny kitchen décor
  • Market booth bestsellers
  • Anyone with a sense of humor


Refund & Return Policy

We do not offer refunds once production has begun. However, we stand behind the quality of our products and guarantee their durability when cared for according to the provided washing instructions.

Shipping Policy

All items are made to order and will be shipped together once the final item is completed. Our standard turnaround time is 7–14 days, depending on product availability.

All orders are shipped via USPS Priority Mail.

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