• 🧹 Housework Won’t Kill You | Funny Kitchen Towel Graphink Fusion
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🧹 Housework Won’t Kill You | Funny Kitchen Towel

🧹 Housework Won’t Kill You | Funny Kitchen Towel

$12.99 USD
$12.99 USD
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🧹 Housework Won’t Kill You | Funny Kitchen Towel

Technically, it’s harmless… but why risk it? 😌

Our “Housework Won’t Kill You — But Why Take the Risk?” kitchen towel brings vintage humor and unapologetic honesty to your space, making it perfect for anyone who prefers lounging over laundry.


Featuring a retro-inspired illustration and playful wording, this towel adds charm and personality to kitchens, laundry rooms, and entertaining spaces. Made from durable, lightweight polyester, it’s designed to keep its shape and vibrant design looking crisp wash after wash.


A relatable favorite that makes a great gift — or a gentle reminder that chores can wait.


✨ Perfect for:


  • Lovers of sarcastic, vintage-style humor
  • Kitchens, laundry rooms & cozy spaces
  • Funny housewarming or hostess gifts
  • Anyone who enjoys doing nothing… expertly





Details

  • Size: 18” x 28”
  • Material: Polyester
  • Color: White towel with vintage-style multicolor design
  • Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
  • Made in small batches


Refund & Return Policy

We do not offer refunds once production has begun. However, we stand behind the quality of our products and guarantee their durability when cared for according to the provided washing instructions.

Shipping Policy

All items are made to order and will be shipped together once the final item is completed. Our standard turnaround time is 7–14 days, depending on product availability.

All orders are shipped via USPS Priority Mail.

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