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I Beg Your Parsley Towel | Funny Herb & Kitchen Décor

I Beg Your Parsley Towel | Funny Herb & Kitchen Décor

$12.99 USD
$12.99 USD
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🌿✨ I Beg Your Parsley Kitchen Towel ✨🌿

Bring a little sass (and a lot of charm) into your kitchen with this cheeky tea towel! Featuring the witty phrase “I Beg Your Parsley,” it’s the perfect blend of humor, practicality, and farmhouse style. Whether you’re wiping up spills, drying dishes, or just showing off your love for herb-inspired wordplay, this towel is sure to make guests smile.

Crafted from soft, absorbent waffle-weave polyester, this towel is as functional as it is fun — a delightful balance of cute, clever, and totally giftable.

✨ Why You’ll Love It:
• Punny “I Beg Your Parsley” design with botanical accents
• Soft, absorbent, and durable waffle-weave polyester
• Machine washable — softens beautifully with each wash
• Adds a playful and personal touch to any kitchen décor

🎁 Perfect For:
• Foodies and home cooks
• Gardeners and herb enthusiasts
• Housewarming, hostess, or holiday gifts
• Pun-lovers who enjoy a little kitchen sass

💚 A towel that proves a pinch of humor makes every recipe better. 🌿✨

Refund & Return Policy

We do not offer refunds once production has begun. However, we stand behind the quality of our products and guarantee their durability when cared for according to the provided washing instructions.

Shipping Policy

All items are made to order and will be shipped together once the final item is completed. Our standard turnaround time is 7–14 days, depending on product availability.

All orders are shipped via USPS Priority Mail.

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