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Graphink Fusion

I Cook Therefore You Eat | Funny Kitchen Towel by Graphink Fusion

I Cook Therefore You Eat | Funny Kitchen Towel by Graphink Fusion

$12.99 USD
$12.99 USD
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🍳 I Cook Therefore You Eat

Lay down the kitchen law — this towel says it all!

For the home chef who knows who’s in charge, our “I Cook Therefore You Eat” tea towel adds humor, warmth, and a little sass to your kitchen. With its rustic skillet, red oven mitt, and wooden utensils design, it’s the perfect mix of funny and functional.

Crafted from soft, absorbent waffle-weave polyester, this towel is designed for real-life messes — quick-drying, durable, and stylish enough to display proudly. Whether you’re wiping up spills or decorating your kitchen with personality, this towel does it all.

✨ Features

  • Soft, absorbent waffle-weave polyester

  • Quick-drying & durable for everyday use

  • Professionally printed design — won’t fade or crack

  • Machine washable for easy care

  • Approx. 16" x 24" (size may vary slightly)

  • Designed with love by Graphink Fusion

💡 Perfect For

  • Everyday kitchen use

  • Gifts for cooks, moms, dads, or foodies

  • Funny housewarming presents

  • Kitchen décor with personality

❤️ Why You’ll Love It

This funny kitchen towel brings laughter to every meal prep. It’s not just décor — it’s a declaration. Perfect for those who take their cooking seriously… and expect appreciation in return!

 

Refund & Return Policy

We do not offer refunds once production has begun. However, we stand behind the quality of our products and guarantee their durability when cared for according to the provided washing instructions.

Shipping Policy

All items are made to order and will be shipped together once the final item is completed. Our standard turnaround time is 7–14 days, depending on product availability.

All orders are shipped via USPS Priority Mail.

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