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My Love Language Is Fermented Towel | Funny Foodie Décor

My Love Language Is Fermented Towel | Funny Foodie Décor

$12.99 USD
$12.99 USD
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🍷✨ My Love Language Is Fermented Kitchen Towel ✨🥖

Celebrate your passion for all things tangy, bubbly, and delicious with this cheeky kitchen towel! Featuring the fun phrase “My Love Language Is Fermented,” it’s perfect for anyone who lights up at the mention of sourdough, sauerkraut, kombucha, or a well-aged wine.

Crafted from soft, absorbent waffle-weave polyester, this towel is as functional as it is funny — ideal for drying dishes, adding foodie flair to your décor, or gifting to that one friend who always has something fermenting on the counter.

✨ Why You’ll Love It:
• Witty “My Love Language Is Fermented” design with farmhouse charm
• Made from soft, lightweight, absorbent polyester
• Machine washable — softens beautifully with every wash
• Adds humor and warmth to any kitchen or homestead

🎁 Perfect For:
• Bakers, brewers, and fermentation lovers
• Foodies, homesteaders, and sourdough enthusiasts
• Housewarming, hostess, or holiday gifts

💛 A towel that proves good things take time — and a little fermentation magic. 🥂✨


Refund & Return Policy

We do not offer refunds once production has begun. However, we stand behind the quality of our products and guarantee their durability when cared for according to the provided washing instructions.

Shipping Policy

All items are made to order and will be shipped together once the final item is completed. Our standard turnaround time is 7–14 days, depending on product availability.

All orders are shipped via USPS Priority Mail.

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